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Yes Coach Productions - The Woof of Wallstreet (Hosting)

  • Sanctuary 33 Northwest 9th Avenue Portland, OR, 97209 United States (map)

Come join us for our Play Party!

🗂️ Your hosts, Tucker Max & JP Hardy, have prepared the ultimate networking experience — where collars meet ties and boardroom energy gets very hands-on.

🖇️ Agenda:

  • Clock in with DJ Remy D and DJ NoĂ«l spinning beats to boost productivity.

  • Dress to impress: Business suits encouraged, but if you’re more of a nerd attire, missionary suits, or “IT support after hours” vibe kinda guy, you’re absolutely on-brand.

  • High-stakes deals, power moves, and…mandatory team-building activities.

🛠️ Tools of the trade provided by Sniffies and Fuck Water—because every good team needs support.

🔥 Attendance is required—bring your A-game, your best suit (or your geek chic, missionary uniform or Sunday best), basically just look intentional and let’s make this a night where business pleasure takes on a whole new meaning.

Get your tickets here!

$25 presale, $35 at the door

Sanctuary is 21+, LGBTQ+, ADA, anti-racism, and celebrates diversity. Enter on Ninth.

Curious about what to wear? BUSINESS SUIT, NERD ATTIRE, MISSIONARY SUIT, IT SUPPORT VIBE, SUNDAY BEST, COLLARED SHIRT AND TIE, CORPORATE POWER LOOK, SUSPENDERS AND SLACKS, BLAZER WITH NOTHING UNDERNEATH, VEST AND TIE COMBO, GLASSES AND POCKET PROTECTOR, TAILORED THREE-PIECE SUIT, SHORT-SLEEVED DRESS SHIRT AND TIE, BUTTON-UP WITH OPEN COLLAR, KHAKIS AND POLO, PUP HOOD WITH TIE, LEATHER HARNESS UNDER SUIT, UNDONE BOW TIE LOOK, STOCKINGS AND GARTER BELT (FOR THE BOLD), RETRO SECRETARY, SHINY SHOES OR LOAFERS, WHITE DRESS SHIRT WITH ROLLED-UP SLEEVES, BLACK TANK TOP WITH TIE, OFFICE ID BADGE ON LANYARD, BASIC SLACKS AND BELT, CLIPBOARD ACCESSORY, COFFEE CUP PROP, BRIEFCASE OR MESSENGER BAG, FAKE GLASSES FOR A SMART LOOK, SIMPLE BLACK SHOES, OFFICE-STYLE CARDIGAN, CLASSIC WATCH, PEN BEHIND THE EAR.

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